One Hundred and Two Uses for Those !*! Dolls

P.J. Kemp was a journalist living in Brigham, Quebec.

In the tradition of “several disgusting things to do with dead cats,” ...Those Dolls shows what can be done with Cabbage Patch Dolls. These uses include ash trays, targets at a shooting gallery, pin-cushions, bell clappers, and other purportedly amusing suggestions.

Obviously, the publishing industry isn’t working up a sweat to: redeem itself when facetious, pricey stuff like ...Those Dolls continues to be churned out like so much toilet paper.